Kanye West getting deep on twitter
SOLID.
this is why I love this man.
Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.is this real
yes
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html
(Source: elenacupcakegilbert, via cortue)
I found this tract on the table at my house and I thought “Oh shit, my parents are on to me” but I read it anyway.
I got to this page about bananas and I AM DYING. COULD THEY HAVE DESCRIBED BANANAS IN ANY MORE SENSUAL DETAIL? I now know that bananas:
- Are shaped for the human hand. Wow ok. Bananas are into humans exclusively. I didn’t know they were like that.
- Have a non-slip surface because they want your greedy hands all over them.
- Are shaped for the human mouth. That’s a little forward of you, banana, but tell me more.
- Are cool, environmentally friendly fruit that like long walks at sunset and getting naked at the drop of a hat.
- Have a point at the top for easy entry. Not sure how I feel about the word point there but ok let’s do this.
- Are tasty. So fucking tasty. Perfectly made for a little tongue action.
- Are curved toward the face because they’re really easy.
The banana striptease diagram is even helpfully numbered so you know how to treat your banana right.
(via deputychairman)
One night evolution had a vision of a world where things were perfect. Life coexisted peacefully with other life; nobody fought or died or ate each other’s entrails. There were no monsters in the ocean, only leafy sea dragons, fluttering calmly back and forth to keep everyone safe. It was a world of serenity, a world of quiet splendor, where everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
leafy sea dragons are the best. totally beautiful and ridiculous animals.
Oh my god, you beautiful bastards. Somebody made a lego diorama of the First Defenestration of Prague.
Above: Half a town council being hurled out windows by the power of Hussite rage.
(via eimearkuopio)
You’re totally not helping your “I’m not a defenestration blog” defence, btw. :D
![habinnal:
xtynn:
Hello, Raffles tag.Guess where I went today?
[inception theme plays in the background]
i can’t](http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e4fb6055a36b997041a1e4b3dbf000d/tumblr_mmuhybJOYk1qb9t8xo1_500.jpg)
Hello, Raffles tag.
Guess where I went today?[inception theme plays in the background]
i can’t
(via bunnymanders)
With Bunny and AJ Raffles at the TS Raffles Statue thing ???
” On this historic site, Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles first landed in Singapore on 28th January 1819 and with genius and perception changed the destiny of Singapore from an obscure fishing village to a great seaport and modern metropolist”
Perhaps a relative of our own illustrious Raffles? :’>
raffles fandom: taking back the tag by INVADING SINGAPORE
why this this and this blogs keep uploading someone else’s arts or gifs?
did you get a permission? and where’s the resource link?
it’s deeply confusing. Particularly since they tag things inaccurately - photos tagged as fanart, gifs from other shows tagged as PoI, things tagged with ‘spoilers’ which are really not spoilery? e.g. a gif of Alisha from the show ‘Misfits’ is tagged with ‘person of interest’, ‘harold finch’ and ‘john reese’. Gifs and art are also tagged as ‘mine’ when, uh, they clearly aren’t.
I just assume it’s the Machine’s tumblr account. And she only became sentient quite recently so doesn’t yet understand tumblr etiquette.
I know people are worried that Abrams & co will try to tackle WHALES next but frankly i would be happy to see this storyline done again in any format
(Source: tennantarse)
